Let’s face it, guys: nothing can beat the sensation of a blowjob. It’s something that all guys want to experience, no matter what their sexual orientation may be. Times are hard, and the pandemic made it even harder. But, let’s be honest. Even if you do have a partner, they wouldn’t always be in the mood to give you one. Libido is a fickle thing, and it isn’t always on 100% of the time. So, what do you do when you’re in the mood but nobody is willing to give you one? Why, buy a blowjob machine, of course!
Yes, blowjob machines can be considered as a niche market. Some people aren’t even aware those exist. But they do exist, and they’re the only thing that could keep you sane if you’re thirsty for blowjobs. It’s the 20th century, and sex talks are completely normal. There are a lot of them, and they’re pretty much everywhere when you know where to look. Though with that said, there are still some machines that are better than the rest.
VR Compatible?
Yes. There are blowjob machines that are compatible with VR devices. VR, if you aren’t aware, stands for Virtual Reality. There are as many genres of porn out there, and there are VR porn videos as well. Both the Kiiro KEON and Kiiro Onyx 2 are specifically designed to be compatible with VR porn. The visual and physical sensation is an incomparable sensation that would help you come around the idea of the technological advancements in porn. Just load them up with lube in the vaginal orifice, and you’re pretty much good to go.
Yes, we have come to a point in technology where even porn could be realistic. Nobody would’ve guessed that we could also make blowjob machines that are compatible with them. We live in wild times, but not as wild as the experience that you could have with these bad boys.
These could do anything, and they could change the way you look at porn forever. So, naturally, you want one. And if I’m being honest, I want one as well. But then, they’re much, much more expensive than the others. There’s a $30 price gulf between the Keon products and the next most expensive product, and there are others that cost almost $100 less. Don’t let that discourage you, though. The experience these products provide is said to be divine. Buy one if you have the means, but if you don’t, then nobody could blame you.
True Machines
Unsurprisingly, there are true blowjob machines. Shocking, I know but stick with me on this one. These live up to the name of “blowjob machines” as all you have to do is to insert your thing into it, and it’ll do all the work. Autojob AI is, as the name states, uses an AI that used over 6,000 hours of research to give you the best experience possible. Yes, the $219 is a bit steep. But nothing could give the sensation of getting a blowjob more than this does.
If you couldn’t drop $219 on a sex toy (and nobody could really blame you), there are still other machines in the market. The Lovense Max was designed for long-distance couples. These could be linked to your smartphone so that you and your partner could have an immersive cybersex experience like no other. It isn’t waterproof, though. But for $199, it’s a good spend for partners who are away from each other.
The Quickshot Launch costs $249. It’s also incredibly bulky compared to all the others. But don’t let that get you off from buying one. Just put your thing in there and it would do all the work for you. It’s also VR compatible, and it’s a good purchase.
Not Your Normal Pocket Pussies
You can’t compare these ones to normal pocket pussies. These provide more sensation compared to all the others and really make you feel like you’re getting the real thing. These are also significantly cheaper, though they don’t provide the same sensation that the others give. Though, that doesn’t make them any less effective than the rest. These even make them a little bit better as they’re the perfect bang-for-your-buck substitute when you want to get a blowjob without blowing a huge chunk of money on one.
The Rotobator, Rotobator Mouth, and the Vulcan Vibrating Blowjob Machine give you a different sensation from the others. They vibrate and provide you a different sensation that would give you a good time. Though some of them are smaller than others, they’re still sure to give you an unforgettable experience.
The Fleshlight Thrust, the PDX Elite Air-Tight Oral Stroker, the La Boca Dela Verita, and the Doc Johnson Oral Stimulator are both designed to give you the true sensation of a blowjob without getting one. Their sleeves are unique, in the sense that they’re mostly designed with pleasure in mind, Though, they’re more like traditional fleshlights in the sense that you have to control them with your hand, rather than being controlled by a motor.
Sex was, and always has been, the oldest business in the industry. Sex has always sold in large numbers, and these new blowjob machines give the best sensation are solid proof of that. They’re all good purchases to give you the sensation you’ve either missed or want to experience. Admittedly, they’re not perfect. Though with that said, this pandemic gave us the opportunity to love ourselves more. You can get that, and so much more with a blowjob machine. They’re the perfect buy for men who want the sensation while keeping everyone safe.
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